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December 07, 2005

Sick... but really funny

A friend of mine who shall, for now, remain nameless (and yes, it is really a friend of mine, not me hoping to avoid embarassment) comes back from shaving and getting ready for work when he looks next to his bed and sees one half-empty bottle, and it is not water. About a year and a half ago he suffered a severely herniated disk in his back and one of the places where he continues to have pressure on his spinal nerve is the area that goes to the bladder-control muscles. And he has gotten tired of trudging to the latrine 5 or 6 times per night so he just keeps a bottle next to his bed; his roommate works another shift, so it hasn't been a problem. Only now, as he is standing there looking at the bottle, he remembers waking up in the middle of the night thirsty, and realizes that it wasn't a half liter of water that he chugged.

Posted by TJ at December 7, 2005 08:38 PM

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ROFLMAO!! Well, at least it was his own "water"...my my!

Posted by: yankeemom [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 8, 2005 06:47 PM

New here by way of Yankeemom.
All I can say about that 'water' is EEWWW.....

Posted by: ~K [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 9, 2005 05:10 AM

Re: Posting of several days ago. I sent your list of school supplies to my friend Robin. She works for Office Depot and says she is going to send you a bunch of stuff.

Aunt Cathy

Posted by: catruss [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 10, 2005 10:30 PM

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